11 of the Most Useless Skymall Products Ever

Yes.  Just like a Bluetooth.  Just like it.

It's a Plexiglass cage to protect you from your own cat.  Yep.

$50 well spent.

You should immediately stop talking to anyone who uses one of these.

Finally, just put this lame harness on and sleep sitting up.

Grow hair and be alone.  Guaranteed.  Maybe,

Squirrels, incidentally, are the only things that will talk to you if you wear this.

Look, it's the lamest thing ever.

Dude, you are not James Bond.  You're barely James Van Der Beek.

Just go to sleep in this bag, it'll be cool.

Pierogi and Christmas, together at last.