11 of the Most Useless Skymall Products Ever

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 04, 2013

Yes.  Just like a Bluetooth.  Just like it.

It's a Plexiglass cage to protect you from your own cat.  Yep.

$50 well spent.

You should immediately stop talking to anyone who uses one of these.

Finally, just put this lame harness on and sleep sitting up.

Grow hair and be alone.  Guaranteed.  Maybe,

Squirrels, incidentally, are the only things that will talk to you if you wear this.

Look, it's the lamest thing ever.

Dude, you are not James Bond.  You're barely James Van Der Beek.

Just go to sleep in this bag, it'll be cool.

Pierogi and Christmas, together at last.

14 comments
Aras-Ali-935
Aras-Ali-935

sons of bitches. Eat shit. matter of fact, eat MY shit

PlutosCharm
PlutosCharm

Actually the cat trainer works...I'd also probably use the sandwich holder. Cuz Murika!!

hugodog
hugodog

article view!!!!! good job break.com

dumphumpy
dumphumpy

If you think Martha`s story is astonishing..., last pay check my brother's girlfriend basically also made $6154 just sitting there a 10 hour week an their house and they're classmate's aunt`s neighbour did this for 7-months and made over $6154 parttime on-line. the steps on this site, buzz80.ℂℴℳ

useless_name
useless_name

Bed bug thwarting impervious cocoon...well thwarting and impervious except the open top.

Tyrone-Johnson-312
Tyrone-Johnson-312

The Up Right Sleeper can come in handy for seniors who fall asleep on long rides in cars, trains or plains, they will nod to their knees, its not pretty. They need help and that would definitely do it for them.

Monkerz
Monkerz

The magic wand kinda seems frikin cool.

leakyseptic
leakyseptic

Pierogi Ornament??? Looks like Van Gogh's kind of gift.

ceprn
ceprn

Wait. bedbugs have teeth?

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

looks more like an empañada than a pierogi

EndOfEden
EndOfEden

I want that skyfall gun remote please. Larpers alike will have fun with that

COHockey
COHockey

I kinda like the neck brace for sleeping upright.... might come in handy at work.