11 of the Most Useless Skymall Products Ever

Yes.  Just like a Bluetooth.  Just like it.

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It’s a Plexiglass cage to protect you from your own cat.  Yep.

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$50 well spent.

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You should immediately stop talking to anyone who uses one of these.

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Finally, just put this lame harness on and sleep sitting up.

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Grow hair and be alone.  Guaranteed.  Maybe,

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Squirrels, incidentally, are the only things that will talk to you if you wear this.

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Look, it’s the lamest thing ever.

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Dude, you are not James Bond.  You’re barely James Van Der Beek.

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Just go to sleep in this bag, it’ll be cool.

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Pierogi and Christmas, together at last.