7 Disgusting Things People Have Done To Ramen

Ian-Fortey by Ian-Fortey on Apr. 26, 2013

According to scienticians who study noodle trends (just go with it), instant noodles have topped 100 billion units sold per year.  That’s more than one meal per month for everyone on the planet of wet, salty noodle goodness.  Since apparently we love instant noodles so much and/or most of the world is too lazy to eat properly, why not celebrate all the intensely lazy ways you can eat this wonderful product?  Why not indeed!

The Ramen Sandwich

No, that’s not an affront to the lord; it’s an affront to hunger!  Why pay big bread prices when you can put some ham and cheese between two slabs of crunchy, crumbly noodles to give your sandwich that dusty, stale kick you can only get from Ramen!

The Ramen Pizza

This appears to be a flat base of Ramen noodles covered with cheese and pepperoni.  That layer of white stuff under the melted cheese and above the noodles?  Eh, no idea.  Looks like either feta or egg whites, we got this image without a recipe so the sky’s the limit, really.

Grilled Ramen

Now you may be thinking “Break, if I can afford marinade and a grill, why the hell would I even eat this?” and to that we say quit asking questions.  This is a slab of noodles that you soak in a marinade and then grill because why not?  Some of the best stuff in life happens because someone said “why not?”

Aloha Ramen

Remember in Fight Club when Brad Pitt says “I want you to hit me as hard as you can?”  This is what he meant.  A base of Ramen with pineapple, Spam chunks and a fried egg.  This food will either knock you down or make you into some kind of superman.  Or just really elevate your blood pressure.  No one here’s a doctor.

The Ramen Dawg

At first glance you might assume this food product is the result of someone doing the exact opposite of trying (also known as “not trying”) but man, you’d be very slightly wrong.  Someone did try here.  They tried to find a way to add extra sodium and carbs to a hot dog, and they did.  Good job, noble food vendor.

Dorito Ramen Salad

Ah, the heart of Chexican cuisine, it’s taco spicing and Ramen together on a bed of Doritos, a food that represents Ramen culture about as much as Ramen does.  This is either brilliant or terrifying, please make your own and let us know how it turned out for you.

Ramen Burger

Is a Ramen burger different than a Ramen sandwich?  The brown in this photo says yes.  And, let’s be honest, your heart says yes too, doesn’t it?

26 comments
GuitArtist
GuitArtist

I got locked up in prison for a year for growing pot, which was bullshit, but we used to make these things called "swoles". (Because you "swole" up after you ate it.) Chili Ramen, beef jerky, crushed sour cream & chives crackers, spanish rice and hot sauce wrapped in a burrito... Yum

desdinova85
desdinova85

i would eat the pizza,eggs,and salad....i recently met someone that says she will open a pack of ramen and break of pieces and eat it.

desdinova85
desdinova85

i would eat the pizza,eggs,and salad....i recently met someone that says she will open a pack of ramen and break of pieces and eat it.

rednekga
rednekga

You forgot the Tongan Sandwich! 1 pack ramen noodles. 2 eggs. toasted bread. Scramble the eggs and add the flavor pack from the ramen noodles. Boil the ramen noodles until just a little flimsy and slap a slice of cheese in the middles of the unfolded noodles. Fold it back over and fry it with the eggs until it makes a nice brick. Slap it into the slices of bread with mayo or mustard and you're done. http://tinypic.com/r/b8oid/5

warrioricp
warrioricp

the ramen burger looks like the jalapeno's came from Denny's or even Red Robin those are great. Denny's prolly a bit cheaper, never liked Red Robin doing that the past few new years ago, they had great enough ones as it was.

warrioricp
warrioricp

the ramen burger looks like the jalapeno's came from Denny's or even Red Robin those are great. Denny's prolly a bit cheaper, never liked Red Robin doing that the past few new years ago, they had great enough ones as it was.

Reamher
Reamher User

I ate that in jail. Along with cock meat sammichs

Reamher
Reamher

I ate that in jail. Along with cock meat sammichs

The-Langolier
The-Langolier UserTop Commenter

I'd rather just make it the normal way.

scoutamn3
scoutamn3 User

I would eat none of these.

Kahlandad
Kahlandad User

Every single one of these looks like sh*t

Kahlandad
Kahlandad

Every single one of these looks like sh*t

lillyandra
lillyandra User

rich people and their ramen I will stick to dirt ty very much.

eXistenZ85
eXistenZ85 User

I would eat the Pizza and the Dorito

otek420
otek420 User

but..... merica!

lillyandra
lillyandra

rich people and their ramen I will stick to dirt ty very much.

eXistenZ85
eXistenZ85

I would eat the Pizza and the Dorito