10 Things to Avoid This Spring Break

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Mar. 08, 2013

Spring Break is upon us and that means drunken college kids and pretty much nothing else.  But watch out for these things - the ugly side of Spring Break (unless you're into this stuff).

1. Not so fast, Spiderman

Pretty much every year someone gets hospitalized because of stuff like this.  Go college education!

2. Nice Bush

Not a bad rack, either.

3. Grandpa Munster

Don't hate the playa, hate his prostate medication.

4. Technicolor Yawn

This is what the gutters in Disney Land look like all the time.

5. Oh Deer

Probably a good reason why the cop never took that head off.

6. Geriatic Action

Awww, come on now.

7. The Get-a-Long Gang

So these dudes did not see much action.

8. Daddy's Little Angel

Yeah, this will be on the internet forever.

9. Suck it, Young People!

Stop ruining Florida, ya crappy whippersnappers.

10. Sleepy Time

Young love is so sweet.

9 comments
kingjay
kingjay

#10. The guy is passed out because he kept drinking trying to make his girl look better and obviously found it impossible to drink that much. She is a real keeper. I give her a 9.0 on a scale of infinity.

Mr_Tideman
Mr_Tideman

#1: Hospitalized if you're lucky. Looks like a good way to die. #4: Girlie drink drunk. #10: Gotta pace yourself. The sun is way too high to be like this already.

bigpig
bigpig

#8 the black guy is stealing her money.

DirectOrDie
DirectOrDie

LMFAO How has this comment not been voted up a thousand times? This is the first one to make me laugh ever!

OCNEONJ
OCNEONJ

Come to Florida for spring break and take home a Grandma and Grandpa for free.

joe2112
joe2112

Old folks are THE coolest people. Just sayin'.

apewty
apewty

Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm only 53 but anyone under 30 probably thinks I'm old.