10 Stars Rejected From Playboy

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Mar. 01, 2013

Kate Gosselin

The mother of eight was turned down by Mr. Hugh Hefner. But be honest, we all want to know what things look like after eight kids.

 

Kelly Osbourne

 

Hef said it would take too much airbrushing to get her in the magazine.

 

Michaele Salahi

The star of "Real Housewives of D.C." was denied because real housewives are annyoing as hell.

 

Tatu

Bad move, Playboy. BAD MOVE.

 

Audrina Patridge

They said no because... we have no clue. Maybe it's because she was on "The Hills" and that was the worst show ever?

 

Courtney Stodden

Playboy said no to her because they didn't believe her chest was real. She later went on the Dr. Oz show and confirmed they were. However, Dr. Oz also confirmed she was a gremlin and should never be fed after midnight.

 

Shirley Jones

Jones actually tried to get in the magazine when she was in her early 70s. We chose a picture of her young because we didn't want you to vomit on your keyboards.

 

Montana Fishburne

The daughter of Laurence Fishburne was denied because she had been in some questionable videos. When asked for comment, Fishburne took the red pill and left this existence.

 

LuAnn de Lesseps

The star of "Real Housewives of New York City" was turned away. She recently said she doesn't want to be in the magazine because her 15-year-old son would be mad; therefore, acknowledging her son might masturbate to photos of her and what a f**ked up family dynamic that is.

 

Britney Spears

Playboy wanted her to clean up her act before they let her in the magazine. This admirable move denied millions of guys everywhere the satisfaction of seeing her nude and sent Kleenex and sweat sock stock plummeting.

Which one do you wish wasn't rejected?

 

60 comments
StankyWanky
StankyWanky User

They rejected Montana Fishburne? I can't see why, I mean, she looks exactly like her dad?!

StankyWanky
StankyWanky

They rejected Montana Fishburne? I can't see why, I mean, she looks exactly like her dad?!

KingPrank
KingPrank User

whoever wrote this is an idiot

KingPrank
KingPrank

whoever wrote this is an idiot

rocketeer
rocketeer

i would like to see betty white nude.

rocketeer
rocketeer

i would like to see betty white nude.

vold
vold User

I'm sure Penthouse or Hustler will take any of them.

vold
vold

I'm sure Penthouse or Hustler will take any of them.

blobby99
blobby99 User

So you can apply to playboy? I though they were the ones offering the spots to celebrities

blobby99
blobby99

So you can apply to playboy? I though they were the ones offering the spots to celebrities

Packthread
Packthread

"Airbrushing"? Who the F airbrushes pictures anymore?

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

extremely inaccurate. kill yourselves again break.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

extremely inaccurate. kill yourselves again break.

JeffChapman
JeffChapman

Britney, probably looks like crap, but still curious

JeffChapman
JeffChapman

Britney, probably looks like crap, but still curious

Robert-Maybeth-497
Robert-Maybeth-497 User

The only one worth looking at would be Brittney. Also how about that ginger from Mythbusters. No, not one of the weirdos with the mustaches FFS the chick, not the japanese guy either

Robert-Maybeth-497
Robert-Maybeth-497

The only one worth looking at would be Brittney. Also how about that ginger from Mythbusters. No, not one of the weirdos with the mustaches FFS the chick, not the japanese guy either

kenisgod1
kenisgod1 User

No Julia Childs........shame on you Playboy........

kenisgod1
kenisgod1

No Julia Childs........shame on you Playboy........

Mizogucci
Mizogucci User

I trust Hugh's decisions.

doggin6
doggin6 UserTop Commenter

that audrina patridge chick has no hips at all....and looks like a bulge in the crotch. i know why "she" wasn't accepted.

doggin6
doggin6

that audrina patridge chick has no hips at all....and looks like a bulge in the crotch. i know why "she" wasn't accepted.

Sean-Gribbon-932
Sean-Gribbon-932 User

I am surprised Michaele Salahi did not just walk in anyway...

Sean-Gribbon-932
Sean-Gribbon-932

I am surprised Michaele Salahi did not just walk in anyway...

gweedomang
gweedomang User

Britney. That bitch was the shit when I was in middle school.

gweedomang
gweedomang

Britney. That bitch was the shit when I was in middle school.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld UserTop Commenter

I have a smaller waist than Gosselin

Robert-Maybeth-497
Robert-Maybeth-497 User

maybe that's the problem, by the time she wanted to be in the magazine yu were a senior in college?

Robert-Maybeth-497
Robert-Maybeth-497

maybe that's the problem, by the time she wanted to be in the magazine yu were a senior in college?