10 Jobs We Pray We Never Have To Do

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Sep. 02, 2013

All the American workers deserve praise on Labor Day. However, we found ten job fields filled with workers that deserve just a little more praise than others. Why? Because they might just be the worst/grossest jobs you can have.

Fart Collector
Did you know you can fart too much? It's true. Too much farting is a sign that you are unhealthy. And we know this thanks to gastroenterologists who collect and study farts. The average number of farts is 13.6 per day. Thanks, science!


As you can see here, your farts are really, really good.


Elephant Sperm Collector
While getting a black eye from an elephant's penis is bad, it is also a great story to tell the grandkids.


Porta-Potty Maintenance Person
Because most people don't know how to be a functional member of society that pees right into the big, round hole of a porta-potty and instead decides to just let the hose go loose and douse everything in sight, porta-potties are disgusting. Some poor bastard has to clean those up, you know? Maybe remember that next time you're in one, you filthy animal.

Door-to-Door Salesman
The only people who can get away with selling things door-to-door and not being hated are children. There aren't many of these anymore but the ones that still exist are the worst. Actually, they're actually probably nice people just trying to earn a decent wage but when you interrupt me in the middle of my Duck Dynasty marathon, I ain't happy.

Kenny Brooks is the man. However, there are rumors he is dead and no one knows for sure. Man, we hope not.


Bathroom Attendant
If you want to only make around $20k a year and listen to people crap and pee all day then force the uncomfortable eye contact that the bathroom goer has been trying their hardest to avoid, well have we got a job for you!

Esthetician
These specialty-doctors are here to help you pop zits. How someone falls into that line of work, we have no idea.



Armpit Sniffer
How do you think deodorant companies study their products?

Parent
Do you know what comes out of babies?

I'm the devil.

Roadkill Taxidermy
How gross is this job? So gross that a segment of it on "Dirty Jobs" was banned from the Discovery Channel.


Sewer Cleaner


You know all that stuff you throw down a sink or in a toilet, then flush away never to see again? Yeah, someone does have to see it again. When there are bad clogs or terrible smells are other gross issues, somebody has to go into the sewers and get things fixed. The things they've seen...

- Mark (twitter me)

18 comments
Mike Smith
Mike Smith

I did the sewer cleaning for a month as a college grad!!!

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doggin6
doggin6 UserTop Commenter

break staff? why isn't that on the list?  or is it more like a job posting from arc industries?  like a reach out program?  let the retards think they are helping for a day or so.   is that how break works?

Richard Sapienza
Richard Sapienza

Every working man and woman deserves respect from the ditch digger to waitress they also deserve a living wage and some vacation time with their family paid vacation and healthcare.

Clint Rodgers
Clint Rodgers

At this point in our evolution no person should work without PPE!

Terry-Jeske-166
Terry-Jeske-166 User

They forgot a job! Circumsizing Elephants...Doesn't pay very good but the "Tips" are big!  he,he!

Ron Elâm
Ron Elâm

I work for the 8th worst company to work for in the country.

Sam Plank
Sam Plank

13.6 farts per day? average? man that would be a good day lol

KCjoker
KCjoker User

Dirty Jobs was a great show.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld UserTop Commenter

There is a documentary/series called "death of the working man" and it's about what people do to get some money to live in poor countries. Is not about politics or whatever, it's just what they do and boy, they do work literally like donkeys!

ROB-Robot
ROB-Robot

You reap what you sow, and if you decide to f-off in school those are the jobs you will get. Enjoy!