Microwaves have been a staple of cooking since the 60s and have made meals easier, faster and generally more disgusting. And they've evolved their own brand of just rancid food products.
1. Hot Pockets Pasta Bake
Way to go Hot Pockets, you found a way to bread pasta, because who doesn't want a penne sandwich with stomach cramp sauce?
2. Pork Rinds
Fatty pig skin that you can cook right in the microwave, what an age we live in.
3. Cheesy Smothered Meat Patty Meal
Beef? Chicken? Nope, just meat. Yellow-slathered meat with pink chunks.
4. Pancake and Sausage on a Stick
Chocolate and pancake batter are really the only things salty pork was missing.
5. Sausage Balls
Calling anything "balls" is a risky endeavor. Mixing sausage with a pantload of filler and processed cheese is just gross.
6. Meatloaf Muffins
Microwave to that perfect mix of boiling potato and slightly frozen turkey.
7. Ham and Cheese on Toast
What's super easy to make in a microwave? Is it toast?
8. Sideshots Sloppy Joes
Say, that picture's an accurate and non-Photoshopped representation of what this stuff really looks like, right?
9. American Way Hot Dogs
A European hot dog that pretends to be American and is topped with pickles and sauerkraut? Yum!
10. Lean Cuisine Chicken Fettuccini
You know why it's lean, right? How much of that sutff do you think you could actually swallow?