If little Michael Jackson had a webcam to show off his moves back in the 70's, his videos probably would've looked like this one. The pop-locking at the end is astounding.

Father's Day is this weekend, and you can show your dad all the appreciation he deserves by singing this little song while he stares at you with that regretful look in his eyes.

This guy tries to show off on his go-cart after a couple drinks and hits the corner of a hill which sends him flying.

This dude pours gasoline into a fish tank tosses a match into it and then drops a large piece of wood on top.

This chubby chick gets a little too excited about whats in the break room's refrigerator and puts her face through the glass door while walking up to it.

Because, deep down, we all really want to shock the crap out of Alvin the Chipmunk.

A Knockhill Racing Circuit driver gave a cameraman a lesson in hard knocks when his Lamborghini Gallardo lost control and crashed through a barrier. Both men are in stable condition.

The good old invisible rope prank pulled off on a few more motorists and a biker.

A pilot doesn't pick up enough speed before attempting a water take off and crashes hard just feet away from the camera man.

Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

Watch this talented man find an impressive way to disappoint his parents.

Usually bulls ride cows, not the other way around.

I wish I knew this stunt magician's name, because he actually pulls this off. It's probably Criss Paingel? Or David Pain?

Having zero idea what's happening is technically both, 'fair,' and, 'balanced.'

This dog's got fleas and run out of ideas, so he starts from scratch.

Father's Day is next week, and as you get ready to recognize your old men, be thankful they haven't pulled any of these tricks - and if they have, you can always seek therapy.

Meet the Wolf Whisperer. Howl the hell does he connect with this adorable animal so well?

The breast, er, best <a href='http://www.break.com/how-to/how-to.html'>How-To</a> video on the subject will make you an expert in no time. Sure, it seems like common-sense, but now you have an excuse to test your new knowledge at the c...

A lesson in gymnastics, physics, and Darwinian evolution all in one brilliant, gene-pool-forfeiting nutshot. That's redneck edumacation at it's finest.

A player and coach get into a fight and demonstrate not only the most pathetic headbutt I have ever seen but also a sad acting job.

A squirrel detects an imposter and comes flying out of nowhere to take out the threat.

The chick in the background learns the hard way that the seats at basketball stadiums flip up when you get off of them.

Call it old-fashioned, but no man should ever hit a woman. Good thing the police intervened or they would've had to escort this guy out on a stretcher.

Pat Tomasulo of <a hfref='http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/puppy-hangover-752976.html'>WGN-TV</a> teaches this little kid a valuable lesson about not bringing that weak stuff into the key.

Yes, this whole thing would go a lot faster if he'd just throw a hadouken at it, but that'd be cheating.

Ironically, this <a href='http://www.break.com/index/15000-post-it-notes-prank.html'>post-it video</a> is all about procrastination, but it probably took a hell of a lot of time and effort.

This chick nearly snaps her neck after she rolls off the front of a mechanical bull and faceplants on the floor.

This dude scares the crap out of some chick by screaming as he pierces her bottom lip. Check out her eyes as she reacts to the prank.

Kathryn Winkfein, a great-grandmother from Travis County, Texas, was tased during a routine traffic stop when she resisted arrest.

A crazy little pecker dive bombs people on the sidewalk because he just doesn't give a flock.

I've heard of <a href='http://www.cagepotato.com/'>MMA</a> submissions by arm bar before, but I've never seen a crossbar knockout. Does that count as a loss on your fighting record?

A <a href='http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/contest/contest-college-cat.html'>talent</a> like this doesn't make smoking cool, but I dare you to tell me that throwing a lit match up and over your back and then catching it...

A lower branch helped break this kids fall, but I bet he would have rather missed it instead.

This dude doesn't realize till the last second that the chain caught his back wheel and he is slammed hard into the concrete face first.

This kid attempts a backflip off a playhouse and after smashing his face hard against the roof of it he admits he still might need a little practice.

Dames, trains, and automobiles do not mix. She's very lucky that the train happened to be slowing down when she crashed into it.

He tries to report on the news, but ends up getting the weather instead. High chance of hilarity as he takes some heavy showers to the face.

Everyone knew this brunette hottie was going to make a big splash in the world of fashion someday. Either that or she's all washed up.

These guys fill a potato gun with gasoline and when they shoot it into the air the flames are so powerful they create a mushroom cloud.

Brazilians are some really friendly people. About five guys decide to rob a bank and while struggling with the ATM about half the neighborhood jumped in to help out.

A cop warns surfers bad weather is approaching and to be careful until he gets slammed by a large wave and is rescued by the surfers.

This brilliant experiment confirms two things: remembering even the simplest trivia is hard in stressful situations, and watching a kid break down and scream like a girl is still hilarious.

Normally a tough header is a good move to have in soccer, but it's not that great when you use it to break your teammate's nose.

Never buy rifles from Elmer Fudd's Gun Shop.