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  • Posted by Fortey  / Jan. 19, 2013

    7-11 is the greatest thing to happen to corner stores since corners. Mostly due to Slurpees, but also this other crap.

  • Posted by Mark-Potts  / Jan. 21, 2013

    We believe it was a famous poet that said, I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. Well, sir, your words will live on forever because those two sentences are what we have all been trying to do for centuries. What is love? Baby, dont hurt me. Love is hurt, though. And hurting is love. Wait, no. It does not work that way. Man, we are trying to get all deep in this thing and it is just confusing us more. Love is not a boner, though. Remember that. That, we do know. Boners mean many different things. Like attraction or it is morning and they are there to stop us from rolling out of bed.

  • Posted by mr_majestic  / Jan. 21, 2013

    He could've just knocked on the door and taken the stairs, but that would've been a far less interesting video.

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Jan. 22, 2013

    There’s a lot of terrible rap in the world, just ask Fred Durst or Chingy if you can find the Starbucks where they work. Of course it’s by no means easy but that doesn’t stop a lot of people with no talent from clearly thinking it is and giving it a shot. And it’s not just suburban white kids and confused DeVry grads who just learned what a rhyme is from their Intro to Grammar class, oh no. It’s a worldwide phenomenon. And on that note, Break presents to you Alex du 76, straight out of France (or Belgium, or French Canadia, or wherever. It’s not like anyone is going to take credit for him).......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... . . .

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Jan. 22, 2013

    Indiana Jones should have never fought aliens. And if he did, they should have been religious aliens because Jones is fantastic ONLY with religious story lines.

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Jan. 22, 2013

    Indiana Jones should have never fought aliens. And if he did, they should have been religious aliens because Jones is fantastic ONLY with religious story lines.

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Jan. 22, 2013

    You like GIFs? And you like ladies? Well, what if, by some sort of magical science tinkering, we were able to bring those ladies into GIF form? Would you believe that is possible? Because it is. Science has found a way and we have harnessed its power to present these lady GIFs to you. And we think you will like them because these ladies have assets that are neat. And not neat like, oh, cool, that is neat, but oh, cool, that is NEAT. The capitalized letters really reveal the emotion we are trying to portray. We hope you enjoy these. Science has given us so much and we think you should enjoy these.