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  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Feb. 4, 2013

    Let us be honest: we watch this game for the commercials. We want to see what will be the best, worst, most funny, or most sexy commercial. Does it get us to buy the items? We do not know. There are probably studies that prove if it does or not, but ugh. Studies have tons of words and numbers in them and are hard to follow. There is not any action or sex or death in studies. Where are the explosions? The sexy ladies? How about Michael Bay does a study, then we might take a read. Until then, no thanks. We will just watch our commercials during the big game and not care what lame scientists say.

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Feb. 4, 2013

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  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Feb. 5, 2013

    His name is Bond, James Bond... and everyone in the universe seems to know it. Seriously, can this guy keep anything secret?

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Feb. 5, 2013

    Have you ever heard of Anton Pictures? Praise whatever higher power you believe in if you haven’t. Anton Pictures is responsible for things like this; .. ............ . . ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Feb. 5, 2013

    A good meal at a good restaurant is a wonderful thing. A bad meal in a crap hole is not. . ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .

  • Posted by tical9  / Feb. 5, 2013

    This is an accurate representation of what fans on both teams are going to be like for at least a month.

  • Posted by scrfce  / Feb. 6, 2013

    Don’t think about this too hard or it’ll depress the hell out of you.

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Feb. 6, 2013

    Oh sh**, get your towels ready, its about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fu**ing deck. But stay on your motherf***ing toes. We running this, lets go Im on a boat, Im on a boat. Everybody look at me Cause Im sailing on a boat, Im on a boat, Im on a boat. ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................