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  • Posted by ssproair  / Jun. 17, 2011

    These guys were going to fight while balancing on top of a log beam but this guy goes down for the count even before they reach the middle of the log.

  • Posted by ssproair  / Jun. 17, 2011

    A polar bear weighing in at well over one-thousand pounds silently sneaks up on an unsuspecting seal.

  • Posted by ssproair  / Jun. 17, 2011

    Chick slips off the brake pedal and slams into a convenient store. Got to give the old man some credit for that swift move out of the way.

  • Posted by Break.com Staff  / Jun. 17, 2011

    This dude steps out of his truck while its in reverse and accidentally runs himself over. To make matters worse his buddy sees the truck back up and figures its time to leave and also runs him over. It's a perfect storm of bad timing and funny idiocy. If something like this ever happens to you, there should be a necessary waiting period for when you're able to get behind the wheel again. Maybe it was just a bad day or something, but that's the only way to tell and keep you from harming your dumb self or others (like your dumb buddies).

  • Posted by TitsMcgee06  / Jun. 17, 2011

    Attention all scientists and policy makers! You can go home! This chick has got the answer to global warming all figured out, so you can all go home!

  • Posted by BobZamuda  / Jun. 17, 2011

    Translation: "It looks like Sports is going to be pre-empted today so that we can bring you the following shoutouts while I get tied up in a corner with my co-workers."

  • Posted by thcforever69  / Jun. 17, 2011

    This guy tosses some firecrackers out the car window only to have them return and explode in the car. It's that guy's second worst explosion ever to happen in that seat. To this day, no one mentions the Taco Tico incident.

  • Posted by The Vault Staff  / Jun. 17, 2011

    This guy tosses some firecrackers out the car window only to have them return and explode in the car. It's that guy's second worst explosion ever to happen in that seat. To this day, no one mentions the Taco Tico incident.

  • Posted by arnaz1  / Jun. 18, 2011

    The History Channel called this the second most dangerous airport in the world, and this road outside the airport is actually closed now. Never said: "No, it's just a plane. I think I can beat it. It's coming in slow."

  • Posted by EddieAdams  / Jun. 18, 2011

    This lioness uses a guy in her sanctuary as a body pillow. Sneaking out before she wakes up? Never going to happen. Ninja Vanish thwarted.

  • Posted by xlxcigaroxlx  / Jun. 19, 2011

    This Father's Day Break reminds you grandpas are fathers, too, and it's never too late to show them how much you care by hiding their favorite treats from them and encouraging them to exercise by throwing fits.

  • Posted by xlxcigaroxlx  / Jun. 19, 2011

    This Father's Day Break reminds you grandpas are fathers, too, and it's never too late to show them how much you care by hiding their favorite treats from them and encouraging them to exercise by throwing fits.

  • Posted by bigbadjewdodaddy  / Jun. 19, 2011

    This dude pulls a massive fish through a hole in the ice. Other things that can be extracted from the hole: other marine life, last year's mail-order brides, and Gorbechev.

  • Posted by ssproair  / Jun. 20, 2011

    A car crashed into the side of a building in Sydney Austrailia and destroyed a huge fish tank killing all the fish inside it. The store owner's reaction to the accident is hilarious.

  • Posted by ssproair  / Jun. 20, 2011

    A lot of dogs know how to play dead but nobody does it as good as this dog.

    More related content from MadeMan: How to Teach a Dog to Play Dead - "If you’re interested in dog tricks, learning how to teach a dog to play dead is an easy one to start with. Your dog won’t have to learn a completely new behavior."

  • Posted by DJTrumped  / Jun. 20, 2011

    I'm not so sure how I feel about the concept of "So You Think You Can Dance... For Your Food?" but I'd watch it.

    More related content from MadeMan: How to do Gorillas - "How to do gorillas breakdancing move is simple if you have strong arms, don’t get dizzy while spinning like crazy and can keep both legs off the ground without squealing like a baby in pain. Sounds simple, right?"

  • Posted by Avon_Barksdale  / Jun. 20, 2011

    As he begins to take off, this dude's steering wheel comes off in his hands. Somewhere someone is thinking "Oh yeah, I knew there was something I forgot to do..."

  • Posted by ssproair  / Jun. 21, 2011

    The crowd convinced this dude they were on board to catch him but as soon as he jumped off the stage the fans scattered letting him belly flop the floor.

  • Posted by zydeco  / Jun. 21, 2011

    This dude kicks a techno-sounding song using a didgeridoo. Not pictured: 60 aborigines dancing and waving glow sticks.

  • Posted by zeppo  / Jun. 21, 2011

    After watching this commercial, I can't help but feel ike you're going to need proper ID showing you're over 21 the next time you try to get some fresh squeezed OJ.

  • Posted by tical9  / Jun. 21, 2011

    The only way you could improve upon the woman-riding-into-a-wall formula would be to add Russian gangsta rap and a hilarious scream. Both are present. You're welcome.