This kid tries to impress a chick by doing a front flip off a small ledge but over rotates and plows his face into the dirt.

A racer loses control of his front brakes at 220 kmph, hits a bump, and goes flying through the air like a rag doll.

A <a href='http://www.break.com/findvideo/meteor'>meteor</a> turns green and fiery in the atmosphere as it's caught on a surveillance camera above a busy freeway.

Some women don't need bulletproof vests as much as they need idiot-proof helmets.

A <a href='http://www.break.com/index/forklift-cant-handle-the-weight.html'>forklift</a> is great for two things: lifting heavy stuff when handled properly, and losing your job when it's handled stupi...

This dude comes racing down a hill and up a ramp but before he goes airborne he starts his backflip and slams his head against the top of the ramp.

Cute little kitten puts his hands up everytime this chick stops tickling him.

You could probably care less about superconductors, but this demonstration is pretty cool and makes me think of many beverage-related possibilities for superconductors.

Whether to hyphenate your name after getting married is a difficult decision for most newlyweds. I'm guessing it was an easy decision for these couples.

Apparently, a little bit of courage goes a long way... down a flight of stairs, landing on its head.

Wow, with two ordinary balloons, this guy just brought hillbilly music into the 21st century! I do hope he finds someone to play the jug, though.

Riding your quad into a mountain is the quickest-- and most painful-- path to becoming one with nature.

Yessir, being eyebrowless with second-degree burns will totally divert attention from your tear-inducing body odor.

Watching this <a href='http://www.break.com/findvideo/attack'>attack</a> on the camera gives you a pretty good idea of what it's like to be a very unlucky mouse.

A demolition crew loses control of a wrecking ball and it swings back into the street and smashes into a passing car.

This nine year old kid slams the gas on his new ATV and hardly notices his little sister slip off the back.

Other uses not mentioned in this video that are also inappropriate: car chamois, Christmas ornament, and Grandma.

We all learned about the first Thanksgiving in grade school, but did you know that the Pilgrims were especially thankful to have rock hard abs and hot bodies? Now you do. Happy Thanksgiving!

Which was more ridiculous? That granny got on that scooter or that they actually owned that awesome wolf statue? I hope this headbutt is a daily ritual.

Hot girls are a lot like Xbox's. They're fun, have replay value, and can sometimes drive you insane. At least this guy just has the girl to deal with now.

While he has the right to his opinion, Senator Buttars probably could have come up with a better way to tell gay rights activists where they could ram their agenda.

A rebellious <a href='http://www.break.com/index/horse-kicks-moron-in-the-face.html'>horse</a> is sick and tired of the way his people have been oppressed. Long live the Equine Revolution!

'Tis the <a href='http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/contest/contest-holiday-fails.html'>holiday fails</a> season! These kids stick a quarter stick of dyanmite inside a pumpkin and can't ...

This kid runs full speed at his aunt and ricochets off her boobs straight on his back.

This is an accurate reconstruction of the US Airways flight 1549 on January 15, 2009. The audio, altimeter, and air speed are near exact matches to the actual flight.

Christmas comes early with this impressive display of programming and robot dancing. I'd watch this over the Macy's Day Parade.

A bunch of <a href='http://www.break.com/cute-girls/cute-girls.html'>cute girls</a> are excited about being cast in a new commercial only to end up all wet. How is every woman on the Spanish language chann...

In the world of Australian speedboating, your fortunes can flip from good to bad at a moment's notice or during an especially tight turn.

When a chemical<a href='http://www.break.com/index/dry_ice_nalgene_explosion.html'>explosion</a> is a real threat at your office, maybe you shouldn't smoke cigarettes on the job. Just a thought.

These guys put their order into a clever song only to find that a McDonalds lunch just set them back $40.

A Turkish man stands back from his house and cries as a mudslide levels his uninsured home.

A company called Reliable Crane Service raises their boom to the back of a house but as they try to lift a tree the entire truck crashes through this guys living room.

A bank robber in Ohio tries to catch a break by eating the note that he gave a bank teller threatening to shoot her if she didn't hand over some money. Funniest destruction of evidence ever.

A brutal <a href='http://www.break.com/findvideo/faceplant'>faceplant</a> can shatter even the most seasoned stair surfing veteran's focus on his sport.

Will the Nosepod become the hottest new gift of the 2009 Christmas shopping season? No one nose for sure.

The corpulent cooking host tries to ham it up for the cameras during a Thanksgiving food drive by catching a honey-baked with her face instead of her hands.

Some drunk is causing problems on a train and without hesitation a cop grabs him off the train and slams his head through a glass window.

These guys spin a merry-go-round at an very fast speed but fall short of the <a href=http://www.break.com/index/twisting_sisters.html>Twisted Sisters</a> all time world record.

World Heavyweight champion David Haye was knocked absolutely stupid by a tiler in an amateur bout ten years ago. Note to other boxers: All you have to do is hit him in the face really hard.

You, too, can help prevent party fouls by performing this simple test on your friends.

Dude, you've gotta make it to the second lesson before you make the video to show off to your friends and family.

Wow, I've already seen Taco Bells and KFCs smashed onto Pizza Huts. Now, they're combining them with the Great Pyramids? Jeez!

Fans ruined a little girl's beautiful moment at a Mighty Ducks game when they started brawling over a hockey stick. In their defense, no one expects hockey fans to last five minutes without seeing a fight.

The runner-up in Brazil's Miss Gay competition steals the winner's crown and wig, proving that Hell hath no fury like a man-dressed-as-a-woman scorn.