There can only be one Flip Lander!

The first baseman even manages to catch the ball before it hits the ground and tries to get the runner returning to first. Redefines the term 'double header.'

It's the quickest jump in weight class ever: he goes from featherweight to dead weight in sixteen seconds.

Now you finally know what it's like to be at the last stop on the Crazy Train.

A kid captures a husband and wife crashing their personal helicopter in Tacoma, Washington over the weekend. Fortunately, both survived the accident with only minor injuries.

This guy is light years ahead of David Copperfield, and he's our first Talent Contest Winner.

This homeowner was worried that the tree in his front yard might one day fall over and hit his house so he went with a low-bidding contractor to have it removed.

Mama said SHE'S gonna knock you out!

This weird shanty house went from 'float' to 'crush' pretty quickly.

I'd like to show these ladies my photon torpedo, but their shields are still fully functional.

One cool jump for Jimmy Joe Bob, and one giant leap for redneck kind.

After some fancy footwork and a quick ball stop, this forward faces up for his awesome shot.

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.

Some dude falls off his bike during a race and the guy behind him doesn't have time to react and runs him over.

The term 'bouncing babies' doesn't usually apply to stuff like this.

A few highlights from Obama's speech. He ordered the chicken, but all he served was the roast.

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.

Gotta love the guys reaction in the background. Stops in his tracks to watch this chick show off her talent.

Hold that elevator! Her leg was broken as it hit the floor above her, but thankfully, it was healed by the time this news footage was shot.

A very <a href='http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/contest/contest-college-cat.html'>talented</a> contortionist/gymnast handles balls very well, and still manages to be safe for work.

<a href='http://www.break.com/college-break/halloween-prank-backfires.html'>Pranks that backfire</a> are usually far more entertaining than ones that actually work. This one's a real knockout.

Where are your brains, boy?! You're making an ass of yourself for all eternity!

Every mom deserves a present on Mother's Day. Give her some flowers, or candy, or maybe even your boyfriend.

This chick somehow dodges nearly a hundred tosses of debris while walking across the top of a bunch of outhouses at the Kentucky Derby.

A snake has just about swallowed an entire frog when suddenly the frog decides to fight back and eventually escapes from the snake's stomach.

These students set off a fire alarm and blend it into a song so perfectly that you can hardly detect that its going off.

The only way this could've gone any better is if he had won a hemp sofa right afterward. Actual retail price...$420.

Ladies and gentlemen, a one-man performance of Ayn Rand's 'The Fountainhead.'

These guys trained pong and hard to get beer, and some of their shots are pretty damn clever.

Going in cleats first isn't cool, but he'll still be suspended for fewer games than Manny Ramirez.

This kid tries to flip off a retaining wall but over rotates and lands perfectly face first into the dirt.

These parents let their 2 year old daughter wrestle with their two pet baby alligators. I am not an expert but this is probably not a great idea.

Any guy lucky enough to survive a crash like that unscathed needs to get to Vegas, because he's on a roll.

Both of these cute ladies get an A+ on their English/Estonian oral examinations.

After surviving this crash, the pilots should have a hell of a tale to tell. Watch at 1:31 to see the rescue crew drop the ball.

This job sucks on a good day but these two guys are suddenly caught up in 49mph winds that slam them around for over 30 minutes until they are rescued.

By the time the owner realizes whats going on his car is already gone.

Do you think this guy's favorite Little Rascal is Alfalfa or is it Spanky?

A couple guys in a brand new BMW Z4 challenge a Volkswagen Golf to a race and get obliterated.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the carnival.

If your toddler can perform 'Boots On' by Randy Houser better than the actual singer can, you ARE a redneck.

An inflammatory classified ad and the resulting news investigation confirms what every Craigslister already knows: always, always proofread your listing before it goes out.

In one way, the test was actually a smashing success...the bus smashed right over the railing and almost hurt some bystanders.

This kid slams his head into the asphalt after trying to grab his basketball hoop while riding his bike.