It's as true in <a href='http://www.cagepotato.com/'>MMA fighting</a> as it is in real life: always keep your pimp hand strong.

These kids use a jet ski to empty out the water in their backyard swimming pool.

This Navy Soldier tries to stand behind a jet engine as a plane takes off from an aircraft carrier.

Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking may cause health defects and a loss of employment that can lead to economic problems.

You can't blame this Kansas City man entirely: he drove up there to complain about his lack of tax brakes.

Lebron proves, once again, that it's good to be the King. Not so sure about his math and projectory, though.

This is why I don't go skydiving: parachute is too similar to paraplegic for me. Luckily, this man survived with a concussion and a few broken ribs.

A soccer player takes a shot off camera and nails this chick in the side of the head with the ball.

A couple guys replace their hacky sack with a busted television set.

A pitcher and catcher get frustrated with the home plate umpires inconsistent strike zone and throw a cheap shot at his head.

Yunus Kilic had a great day turn for the very worst when he finds out that the winning lotto numbers were misprinted, and he seizes up on national TV.

Remember that this recession is a global one; be thankful you don't have to deal with this Brazilian man's workload on a daily basis.

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

A group of US Marines discover a large supply of rockets and white phosphorus grenades in Iraq and blow them up.

This dude rides full speed towards a rail but doesn't get enough lift on his jump sending him flipping through the air and slamming the concrete face first. I blame the skateboard.

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.

There are no clean getaways, especially if you have trouble even getting into a car wash in the first place.

We love <a href='http://www.break.com/index/amazing-christmas-light-display1.html'>Christmas light displays</a> here in America, but these Polish engineering students have created an amazing light program ...

Japanese player Keiichl Hirano will never be able to save face in baseball again after taking such a blatant dive during a game.

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business.

Grandma comes over to visit and a 2 year old lab is a little too excited to see her.

While she's no Michael Phelps, she might still be on drugs.

In honor of the earthquakes in Los Angeles tonight, here's an example of some serious shaking. This chick's booty is made of jello on springs.

That amazing gymnast last week did an incredible exercise ball stunt. This is not him.

Luckily potatoes have lots of eyes, because this kid doesn't anymore.

When you go out drinking this weekend, beware of the guy who orders the 'Game Time' shot.

Jeff Ament was robbed outside of an Atlanta recording studio; attackers made off with thousands of dollars in cash and even more in memorabilia stolen from his car.

Most of Make the Girl Dance's video 'Baby, Baby, Baby' doesn't make much sense, but one thing is clear in any language: these women have some nice boxes.

These baby pigs are so adorable during nap time that you just want to eat them up. And, when they become bacon someday, you will.

A new employee can't figure out how to open the back gate of a semi and finally breaks the lock releasing hundreds of boxes on top of him.

These guys set up a hilarious prank on people riding their bikes through a city park.

This amateur storm chaser pulled over about half a mile from a large tornado and then decides to get a closer look but doesn't give himself enough time to outrun it.

After this finish, everyone agreed he really blew up on the Euro racing circuits.

Nice trick shooting, Tex. The shotgun was a nice touch, too.

A Los Angeles high-speed car chase ends after the suspect fled his vehicle and got cornered. Goodbye, Long Arm of the Law, and hello Steel-Toed Boot.

Insert your own 'She has a talented mouth' joke here.

This dude attempts a bungee jump over a lake and learns that they used the wrong bungee line the hard way.

Pouring the glass filled with Vodka to help put out the flames probably wasn't a great idea either.

His <a href='http://www.facebook.com/pages/Breakcom/20800882791?ref=ts'>Facebook</a> status should ask 'How Am I Still Single?' This is one of the most brilliant and honest online personal ads ev...

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty monkey!

These guys set out to search for the worlds largest breasts and they find a pair of 61 triple Ms which sets a new world record.

Five firefighters were injured after being called in to check a possible natural gas leak at a shopping mall shortly before the gas ignited.

This dude rebuilds an old scooter and learns just before he slams into a tree that the brakes need a little bit more work.

This kid rolls full speed off the top off a staircase and hits face first bouncing off the landing.