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  • Posted by ajc7099  / May. 17, 2009

    In honor of the earthquakes in Los Angeles tonight, here's an example of some serious shaking. This chick's hips are made of jello on springs.

    This belly dance girl knows what she is doing. Seriously, though. That is some scary hip action she's got going. How is that skirt hanging on? It's magic.

  • Posted by trompette  / May. 18, 2009

    A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business.

  • Posted by The Vault Staff  / May. 18, 2009

    A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business.

  • Posted by ajc7099  / May. 18, 2009

    This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.

  • Posted by thatguymattballard  / May. 19, 2009

    This dude rides full speed towards a rail but doesn't get enough lift on his jump sending him flipping through the air and slamming the concrete face first. I blame the skateboard.

  • Posted by The Vault Staff  / May. 19, 2009

    This dude rides full speed towards a rail but doesn't get enough lift on his jump sending him flipping through the air and slamming the concrete face first. I blame the skateboard.

  • Posted by NastyTheHorse  / May. 19, 2009

    After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

  • Posted by The Vault Staff  / May. 19, 2009

    After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

  • Posted by tyvick23  / May. 19, 2009

    Remember that this recession is a global one; be thankful you don't have to deal with this Brazilian man's workload on a daily basis. There's no room for sensual massage in this kind of an environment.

  • Posted by ajc7099  / May. 19, 2009

    A pitcher and catcher get frustrated with the home plate umpires inconsistent strike zone and throw a cheap shot at his head.

  • Posted by KRAZY HORSE  / May. 20, 2009

    A soccer player takes a shot off camera and nails this chick in the side of the head with the ball. What do you think the over under on the number of lewd jokes about getting hit with balls was after this happened to the poor lady? Over one hundred? I'd probably take the over on that particular wager. It's just too easy, and sports reporters are ruthless that way.

  • Posted by smellthis  / May. 20, 2009

    This is why I don't go skydiving: parachute is too similar to paraplegic for me. Luckily, this man survived with a concussion and a few broken ribs.

  • Posted by one_roadie  / May. 21, 2009

    Impressive memorization, but can you guess what the song is before the middle of the video? Hint: if you play this whole video backwards, you can hear a Satanic message.

  • Posted by xero256  / May. 21, 2009

    On a wipeout like this, I bet its a pretty safe bet that even with snow on the ground this guy would still have suffered a big wipeout on the jump. But the fact that this wipeout was specifically caused by using a machine that wasn't designed for a muddy farm makes it a very special redneck wipeout.