Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

This guy thinks he's being funny, but he really does bring down the house.

Most strippers are just broken on the inside. This one is now also broken on the outside.

We posted this one before but it's going around again and its always fun to watch this relationship gone in sixty seconds.

We're all excited to party on the weekends, but this guy just couldn't wait. He decided to go right on past 'hang over' straight into 'fall over' territory.

A posing poseur loses his balance and goes down faster than an aging groupie at a Ratt reunion concert.

No corkscrew, no problem! Here's a neat trick for cracking that wine bottle open that'll save a trip to the store.

A couple students heat up aluminum to 950 degrees and create a chemical reaction blowing up their final and causing a small fire in the lab.

I taught my dog how to go for a run with me but this dude taught his how to do squats.

The Oklahoma highway patrol gets in a fight with an EMT for not yielding to them while rushing a patient to the hospital.

This is probably the quickest way to diffuse a car bomb in Iraq.

If this crash were a James Bond movie, it'd be called 'A View to a Spill.'

I don't know who this kid is, but he might just be the next Tony Hawk. Getting air this big is incredibly hard to do.

Green light means go. Red light means stop. Running through a red light? Go directly to jail.

A bunch of crazy men and women from Gloucester, UK get together every year to fall down a hill in pursuit of a cheese wheel. Seems like a gouda way to hurt yourself, if you ask me.

This little kitty takes on an army of little puppies and escapes.

Chinese man thinks he can slowly ride through a couple inches of water only to find that the pothole underneath is over five feet deep.

She can't even sue the animal keeper or her news affiliate; there's a limited liability claws in her contract.

Don't try this at home, because you may not have much of a home left afterward.

As embarrassing as this is for Fat Spidey, it's not nearly as bad as Spider Man 3 was.

A kangaroo sneaks up behind some dude visiting the park and nails him in the back sending him head first into the lake.

This kid puts a large firework under a dog bowl and the explosion sends the dog bowl almost 1000 feet into the sky.

These guys were trying to pop a wheelie but ended up rolling the golf cart on top of their dates.

Well, that's what he gets for bragging so much about being a crack shot.

Jose Canseco gets viciously pummeled by Hong Man Choi, a gigantic South Korean kickboxer. Which one of these guys did steroids, again?

When this fan tries to make it rain, reggaeton rapper Pitbull brings the pain. The best part is the fact that he decks the guy and just keeps on rapping.

A female monkey jumps on the hood of a car and is looking to go for more than just a car ride.

A rally car driver crashes his car at a high speed and a large wooden pole goes through his windshield and misses his head by inches. I think 'uh-oh' might of understated it a tad.

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Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head.

This might very well be the coolest game ever invented and if they are looking for more players I'm in.

If this dude's were balls hanging on my neck for that long, I'd submit too.

An amazing stunt made even more impressive considering this British guy practiced on the wrong side of the road.

An awesome compilation of the most terrible thing that can happen to guys in a day.

Have you ever wished you were able to fly? Are you also totally freaking insane? Try BASE jumping!

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

He's going to grow up to be a great Break user someday.

This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

This little kid runs across a gym floor during a gymnastic routine and somehow manages to miss getting nailed by a gymnast.

A high FPS camera captures a short range missle being shot at a bus.

I bet its a pretty safe bet that even with snow on the ground this guy would of still wipeout on the jump.

That's for forcing me to eat those strained carrots this morning, Mother.

Impressive memorization, but can you guess what the song is before the middle of the video? Hint: if you play this whole video backwards, you can hear a Satanic message.