Just like the sequel to Top Gun, this jet pilot is simply too dumb to ever get off the ground. That's a good way to lose about a million bucks.

It's pretty safe to assume he is going to get time in detention for this. Time in a detention center for drunk driving, that is.

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At the Han Dan Festival in Taiwan, spectators throw hundreds of firecrackers at willing participants in an age-old tradition. Thanks, but I think I'll just stick to the regular 4th of July festivities.

Once again, science proves that something simple like blowing a bubble is actually a lot cooler than it seems.

It's kind of reassuring to know that some people other than skaters can break their ankles in really disgusting ways. This soccer player is a great example.

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Niklas Hagman of the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered his second concussion of the season after a malicious elbow by Brendan Witt. He has a lot of trouble even getting up off the ice after this cheap shot.

After swerving around a lot, this driver ends up slamming right into the side of a truck and his car explodes into twisted metal.

I can understand not wanting to wait in those long lines for the woman's bathroom, but this just seems a little ridiculous.

A chubby kid nicknamed 'Bigfoot' jumps over a river. Does this count as a failed parkour attempt if it is out in nature, or should we just file this one under complete stupidity?

I'm not sure how they do it with one well-placed cannon, but Billy Bob's Demolition Services know how to blow up houses real good.

A college student is arrested after storming the stage at during a speech by Ann Coulter, and he screams as the police officers restrain him. Could this be a new 'Don't Tase Me Bro?'

This dog needs to take some medicine and quickly turns into a possessed demon dog or maybe the little fella is just constipated...it's hard to tell.

An amateur dirt biker suffers a pretty rough faceplant landing that results in a very battered body. Luckily, he is ok despite broken ribs and a dislocated shoulder, which isn't that bad considering the severity of the crash.

No matter how old you get or mature you may be, there's always something funny about someone who's very good at making fart noises.

I still can't pronounce this fish's scientific name, but it amazes me every time I see it. For the first time, we can really look into a fish's brain and see what it's like...from the outside.

What could be worse than getting caught shoplifting candy? Answer: getting your sweater pulled over your head, which shows off your fat belly, as you're tackled by a skinny security guard.

Another skater tries to slide down a rail only to end up slamming his nuts on the rail sending him down for the count.

If I ran into something this hard I would at least pause for a second and wonder 'WTF?' This deer is like a bumper car slamming full speed into a glass door and then running off.

These Jet Boat racers are about as safety concious while competing as rally car drivers.

I couldn't pass up a recent clip of Nicole Sherzinger at a photo shoot for FHM. Two years ago I added Nicole to my offical list of five and after checking out this clip she is staying on for another year.

Here's one of the most skilled nunchaku fighters in the world showing off his skills on another Japanese game show. He hits baseballs, plays golf and badminton, and even opens a bottle of champagne.

Easily the best <a href='http://media1.break.com/RealTime/nbavideos/nbavideos_index1.html'> NBA </a> shot and finish of the season, this hail mary was number one on every top ten list.

A close miss turns into a hilarious accident as a slap shot goes off the top post and nails this smart guy walking behind the net right in the temple.

I have things like this before but this one is rather easy to draw and plays a pretty cool trick on the eyes.

An entry level sign guy makes minimum wage. This guy has spent years mastering his profession and is considered in his field as the best sign guy in the world and now makes 25 cents over minimum wage.

This kid tries to do a backflip off a ramp but ends up falling off the bike only to have the bike slam him in the back of the head.

This guy doesn't have enough strength to jump on top of a rail and ends up getting his board stuck sending him head first over the edge of the wall.

After that much anticipation and build-up to his jump, you just know it won't end well.

It might have been a good idea to practice a few times before driving onto a stage, crashing into a fake street light, and almost plowing your scooter into little kids.

You've got to be in the right place at the perfect time to catch a crazy incident like this. It definitely wasn't the right time or place for the pelican, though.

This dude passes a group of bikers and immediately loses control hitting the asphalt at over 95mph. The head cam catches him flipping along side the road.

I think Allah is even getting sick of these crazy guys. At the exact moment he claims Iran is the most powerful country in all the world a ceiling fan falls and hits him in the head.

You know that snake game you used to play when you were a kid? They play it with real Burmese Pythons in Cambodia.

Over the last 8 years I have seen thousands of skaters wiping out but this is the first time I have seen a guy hit his head so hard that he lost his sense of smell.

This guy tosses a dodge ball towards a chicks head and knocks her off her feet. Her boyfriend on the other team gets pissed off at the dude but unfortunately he sucks at dodge ball too and misses his retaliation shot.

The internet as we know it was built on the broken bones of stupid skateboarders. Here's a particularly gross dislocation and the aftermath at the hospital.

The double-backflip faceplant has a very high degree of difficulty, but she manages to pull it off flawlessly.

Normally, Capoeira is a stylized dance that's supposed to simulate fighting. But, these two masters get a little heated and start throwing real punches after one suplexes the other hard onto the ground.

This poor kid falls off his sled and as his Dad picks him up and brushes him off another dude comes flying down the hill and takes out his legs.

This dude doesn't have anytime to react to a swinging tailgate that knocks him out cold as a truck turns the corner.

This bird has taught himself how to attract fish using bread and then catches them as they swim in too eat.

This dude lites up a firework and his dog things he is burning and comes to his rescue causing them both burns.