When this chick hoped for a big lizard on her wedding day she probably should of been a bit more specific.

This student is watching a game of beer pong from his roof when his cheer slides off the edge and screws up their game.

Who needs a gun to protect a jewelry store when you can just throw a chair at your assailants to make them run away like cowards?

One man's thoughts on Patron, the drinking habits of Bostonians, and getting money. We have a top contender for 2009's D-Bag of the Year.

He made up for it later by doing a couple jokes in his Goat Boy voice. Does anyone even remember that character?

This chick not only takes out two motorcycles while parking but also smashes into four cars.

I'm not a doctor but the rule of thumb is if the knee hyper-extends so far that you kick your own nuts you will probably not be returning to the game.

A pretty cool compilation of movie magic, from the beginning of the last century to the beginning of this one.

The number of hot girls dancing with these two guys shows you exactly how sick their awesome dance moves are.

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.

School's back in session, and that means it's the official beginning of beer pong season. As if you haven't been playing all summer anyway.

You'd have to be nuts to turn down a good keg stand. Welcome back to college, everybody!

I think I've completely lost any hope that people actually stop for pedestrians in crosswalks. Thankfully, this lady was perfectly fine.

Hypothesis: letting the students light this stuff on fire will make me seem cooler to them. Conclusion: Fail.

Bonnie Sweeten faces jail time for faking the abduction of herself and her daughter, Julia Rakoczy, to avoid an arrest warrant. Her father pushed a photographer down after hearing her guilty verdict.

Kids, you shouldn't play ball in the street. But, if you do, make sure it's a big ball and you ram it with cars to make it extra dangerous.

Another lesson in physics learned the hard way.

Steinar Nes causes an Avalanche at the top of a Norweigan mountain but finds a way to stay on his feet and race in front of it to safety.

I don't know which kind of video I prefer: hot girls riding mechanical bulls in slow-motion, or the exact opposite.

I want to believe in reincarnation, because maybe if I'm a good enough person in this life, I can come back as this soccer flag in the next.

You know what they say about girls who ride horses: they're much better prepared to fall on the pole.

One bad foul and a nice, friendly game of basketball becomes a basket-brawl.

He pulls off the first eight perfectly, but that ninth backflip is the one he can never quite finish.

The <a href='http://www.break.com/index/psycho-girl-forgets-boyfriend-is-in-europe.html'>psycho girl</a> who forgot about her bf's European vacation should get together with the guys who use this new ...

Given the fact that he's in a pink Power Wheels, and that both of his little sisters conspire to push him down there, I think this kid's going to have some real problems with women later in life.

His scooter takes him from 'embarrassing' to 'total failure' in a record time of four seconds.

He's going to have an extra point on his head later tonight when he finally starts to swell up.

Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs, Inc. brings the human race one sick beat closer to being enslaved by machines.

Not nearly enough rotation and this guy comes down perfectly on his head.

I been holding on to this one for a week or so and I keep going back to it cause I still can't figure out why Bobby McFerrin is on a panel with brain surgeons nor why this demonstration blew them away

Thanks for waiting until AFTER your kids said good game to start beating the crap out of each other. Very classy.

A sports reporter in Prague deals with a bunch of drunken fans. I don't think I could've lasted this long without decking one of those idiots.

Apparently, Liu Kang is the newest player on this Bolivian soccer squad.

A couple months early but this is one of the coolest Halloween costumes I've seen. I hope they come out with a version to transform my date into Megan Fox.

This girl not only hits this guys car after she cuts him off in a parking garage but as he writes down her license plate she runs him over.

This guy has a few too many and struggles for over a minute trying to put his sandal back on.

I don't think backyard firebreathing has ever gone right once in the history of the world, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

We're calling it now: Boobieman's first single will be the runaway hit of the late summer.

After 1500 hours of work, these guys come up with the best blend of video games and Legos that puts Lego Star Wars to shame.

This dude totals his car after clipping a horse on the highway at 67mph.

This chick gets pissed off at her boyfriend when he starts playing too rough and kicks his ass putting him down for the count.

On Thursday, 'Berlino,' the German mascot of the World Track &amp; Field Championships, gave 400-meters champ Melani Walker a piggy back ride and dropped her after slamming into a barrier at full speed. You'd...

This kid tries to settle a bet by letting his friend blast him in the jaw with a nunchuck. His friend's reaction immediately after the hit is priceless.

This woman tries show the camera how to humanely choke her chicken with her bare hands. Something tells me PETA would object.