Chuck Norris has to be violently rendered with paintballs. All other methods give the paint too much time to run off the canvas in fear of Chuck Norris.
<a href='http://www.chickipedia.com/britney-spears/'>Britney Spears</a> forgets to tuck something back into her skirt. I guess her special guest at this concert was her Aunt Flo.
A 50 year old man from Ohio built the world's largest model rocket and this weekend shot it off over 4000 feet into the sky. The fuel alone for this single launch cost him $13,000.00!
If the <a href='http://www.break.com/index/chick-makes-same-dumb-face-in-every-picture.html'>dumb club chick</a> from last week got together with this dude, they'd be the Tannequin Couple of the Year.
Shepard Smith channels Samuel Jackson in a lively discussion on the recently released torture memos. Fox News, where debate means keeping your pimp hand strong.
<a href='http://www.break.com/index/fire-breather-engulfed-by-own-flame.html'>Fire breathers</a> keep on burning themselves for our entertainment. You'd think this fad would eventually just flame out.
Not every <a href='http://www.break.com/index/why-are-these-guys-so-happy.html'>walk-in fridge</a> is the same, as this clever new spot from the Heineken guys demonstrates.