In turtle country, the toothless man with the rebel yell is king.
This redneck seems pretty comfortable with himself. He's just catchin turtles and having a good ol' time. Compare him to some of the best movie rednecks on film at <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/7-movie-rednecks-nancy-grace-would-love-to-exploit/" target="_blank">Screen Junkies</a>.
An <a href="http://www.break.com/index/alligator-bites-trainers-hand-off.html">alligator video</a> of this modern dinosaur showed up about a month ago, and it was very hard to tell whether it was fake. It's still pretty amazing footage, so you can decide for yourself.
This is like a jack-in-the-box, but much edgier. There's no sissy music, and there's a 50% chance of multiple lacerations.
This fast cat-in-the-box does not want to be disturbed. Give the kitteh some space man! He's told you once, he's told you a thousand times. He just doesn't want you around. Now take the hint and scram.