Here is a classic news story from 1993 about the Internet. Pretty cool to see what people were using the net for back in the early days. I thought it was just for ordering pizza from the couch while you hacked into police headquarters to make all the traffic lights green in order to stop the da vinci virus. Hack the planet!
I seriously doubt that the actual dog attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this. A dog attack isn't usually something to laugh about, but this dog attack guy is amazingly weird and funny. Thanks, dog attack man, for making the rest of us look a little more normal.