This is a transcript of Dingo Attacks on Newsfeed...In Australia Dingoes have attacked a 3 year old girl. She’s fine and her parents have already been practicing the line, “The Dingo Almost Ate My Baby” in order to get a movie deal. I already bought the T-Shirt. You can too at shirtsforidiots.com. Dingo attacks actually quite common, which is yet another reason to look down on Australian society along with surly drunks, beer for Douchebags and Crocodile Dundee. And remember if your kid wanders off make sure to give them a gun to shoot the would be attacking dingoes. That’s just responsible parenting.
There are lots of ways to prank people, but these are some of the Most Awesome. From birthday cake bombs to firecracker and wake up pranks, nothing comes between these five pranks and awesomeness... except maybe fire.