Awwww...why does bacon have to taste so good?
Well, that was fun.
It's hard to measure best in the world for card tricks, but if you practice shuffling even while having sex...you deserve the title.
"I love helmets, I love helmets" - <a href="http://bit.ly/1qD3e7p">source</a>
Either that or he is just trying to keep his buddy from getting it.