When I was 13 I couldn't tie my shoes, much less break out of handcuffs.
Dogs are always there, even when everyone else bails on you.
None of them ever got laid.
Stuff you never think about when you’re having fun.
If you don’t puke, you win a bottle of vodka.
3 minutes and you’re done.
Whatever she’s making just became soul food.
Melons are refreshing.
If only there was video of it meeting one going the other way.
Did you know that the Gettysburg Address was only 2 minutes long?
I think I'm in love.
The world would be a better place if she kept her mouth shut.
None of his ideas of how to stop the car were very bright.
That's a bit odd. Then again, she has beautiful feet so I can't blame her t...
That was so damn dumb. Thankfully, none of those kids were killed.
Sure, it was a cheap shot. But a thug gotta do what a thug gotta do.
She spoke the truth. Let's hope that she wasn't harmed after this video wen...
Exactly what that was, don’t ask.
Since Australians apparently record videos with potatoes, here's what happe...
Somebody should lose their job for that.