Everyone needs some time off now and then, and that includes superheroes and porn stars. Since porn stars won't return our emails, here's a few of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, just doing what he does when he...
Without invoking Jeff Foxworthy, we'd like to point out that if you feel the need to tow anything in any of the ways depicted herein, you have done something horribly wrong.
Not everyone is blessed with the name Max Fightmaster. Some people get stuck with names like these, or the ones you can check out over at Awkward Names
