This is exactly why I would never ride a motorcycle, there are so many idiots driving cars and not paying attention. I bet this moron was yapping on the cell phone about last nights episode of The Hills.
A scuba diver is feeding Giant Mora Eels when one of them mistakes his thumb for a sausage and bites it clear off. Later he had an operation to graft one of his toes onto his hand. Looks weird, but works!