On the other hand, if this was combat, would you be as happy to see her in that state?
So, you're in the slammer. Don't worry, AWE Me is here to help you Get Out of Jail! We're not here to judge, we're just here to break you out, because it's better to watch Orange is the New Black from the comfort of your secret hide-out than to live IRL.
When a Hot Girl on the beach asks you for a lotion rub, be sure to get her I.D - or you might have to face her angry dad!