Snow is a cruel mistress. One second, you're having fun with it. The next second, it's trying to suck your life out. Sounds sorta like my ex (ba-da-ding! I'm sorry).
I don't think a gift receipt is going to help this guy out. Maybe before the second time the box was thrown. Or before the kick. But definitely not now.
That guy getting stuck on the pole is only the latest embarrassment to befall some doofus on skis. Here are 11 great ski fails to remind you why it's better to just stay in this Winter.
The good news is he probably won't need to take the dog for another walk anytime soon because I'm sure that scared the crap out of the dog. Amazing. (Note: The dog is ok!)
This father-to-be takes advantage of the fact that the hospital's medical equipment seems to be dropping a beat and begins freestyling. It must've worked. Later the mother felt the baby kick it.
Somewhere in Europe someone's granny got hit by a car, bounced off its windshield, and got up an walked it off. I guess people who grew up during the depression really are tougher.
