According to stats, on North American construction sites, falls are the most common accident and a worker has a 1 in 200 chance of dying over the course of their career. One in ten will be injured every single year, and from 2002 to 2012 nearly 20% of all workplace deaths in the entire country took place on construction sites. But whatever, these guys seem to have a system.
None of these theories include the use of Cthulhu, which is sad. But if these are the options science gives us for the end of all that is and ever was, which one seems like the best choice to you? The sad lonely universe is way too emo, let’s not do that.
If the noise of the truck didn’t wake that dude up, odds are the tons of thick carbon monoxide will do more to keep him asleep than get him up and feeling perky since it only takes several minutes of exposure to the gas to start feeling woozy and lightheaded.