Take that, weakling! The world record for the biggest snowball comes from Houghton, Michigan where it was rolled in March, 2013. The snowball measured 10.45 feet and diameter and was just over 9 feet tall. Probably at that point no one could push it anymore without risk of it crushing everyone with mercy.
We can only hope this lasted the entire length of the song, just a stage full of awkward nerds celebrating their new OS in front of less awkward nerds who didn’t have to try to dance on a stage. And then out comes Jay leno to do some stand up comedy. That’s not a joke either, Jay Leno was really there.
And yet it didn’t result in fisticuffs. As awesome as a Katana signed by anyone is, Katanas were actually inferior to European swords. All that folded steel didn’t make a better sword, it was because Japanese steel was poor quality and they were trying to make it as pure as possible. A European sword made from one solid piece of steel would always be stronger.