Her head will be flame retardant for weeks.
There can’t be a good explanation for this.
Do you like watermelon? Well stop it, you walking hate crime.
Dude was lucky to have other people nearby.
Just keep smiling and snapping pictures.
Cops should have just let him eat more; he’d be imprisoned in his bed.
Know what’s more awesome than tiny dogs? Neither do we.
That’s enough fuel for 10 men.
Galifianakis takes one right in the eye from Pitt.
For all those times you need a cup of candy.