Don’t hug your mom, that’s gay.
Good job, men.
No one may get wet.
Cary Elwes says it tasted like airplane fuel. So what was in it?
Bet no one likes being inside when they squish it down again.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of dorks suddenly ...
The Satanic Temple is distributing its book in public schools; is this OK?
That's gonna leave a mark.
Not too shabby.
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
Elephants, you say? No thanks.
It's about time we got to see more Mugatu.
Amazing what you can do when you try.
Criminals from Canada look a lot better than criminals from Florida.
That’s what you get for having crazy people in your town.
Jimmy did a fine job that time.
It’s like a hyperactive, hairy toddler.
One user took a poll.
This will turn bad one day.
The sport of Kings has taken an ugly turn.