Break Gallery 348! Delicious furniture cake, a mug made of bacon, the fat Captain Planet and more. Enjoy!

Other uses not mentioned in this video that are also inappropriate: car chamois, Christmas ornament, and Grandma.

We all learned about the first Thanksgiving in grade school, but did you know that the Pilgrims were especially thankful to have rock hard abs and hot bodies? Now you do. Happy Thanksgiving!

Hot girls are a lot like Xbox's. They're fun, have replay value, and can sometimes drive you insane. At least this guy just has the girl to deal with now.

Which was more ridiculous? That granny got on that scooter or that they actually owned that awesome wolf statue? I hope this headbutt is a daily ritual.

A rebellious horse is sick and tired of the way his people have been oppressed. Long live the Equine Revolution!

While he has the right to his opinion, Senator Buttars probably could have come up with a better way to tell gay rights activists where they could ram their agenda.

'Tis the holiday fails season! These kids stick a quarter stick of dyanmite inside a pumpkin and can't tell that the fuse act...