The platform for diving is too damn high!
No one has a place to take him higher?
Day before Thanksgiving is the biggest drinking day of the year. Who woulda...
Just in time for those family get togethers.
Or just have some Cap n Crunch.
Fist fights over supermarket turkey & turkey stalkers will give you a Happy...
Maybe don’t stand around in the middle of a flaming city like an idiot next...
Some people just like being insane.
Maybe get a hotter model when you do it though.
This lion is about to file a complaint.