Maybe this happens to her all the time
Most of you will end up using at least one of these lines.
If you’ve never heard of him, how famous is he?
Just don’t put it on the table.
What about dudes who don’t work construction?
I wish my neighbors would try to drive me out with porn.
Seems like a good premise for an 80s buddy cop movie.
Let’s just build a moon hotel already, man.
But I bet it looked pretty sweet on Facebook.
No one likes you.
Not a lot of women will probably want your wrist that deep in there.
Pics of rude passengers are finding their way to Facebook & Instagram.
That was some feel good stuff right there.
What does the fox have to say about this?
I'll never look at the Mona Lisa the same again.
Could have been soo much worse.
Plenty of time to spare.
Eat! Eat! Eat!
No Chirobin just yet.