I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.
I'm Gucci, You Polo!
The first and last images will ask you to choose wisely.
He seemed really sad at the end.
How does anyone scare THAT easy?
Plus you can fight sharks with it.
Thankfully, no one was seriously harmed.
Then again, he could read the back of a coupon, and it would sound awesome.
Awww, he looks so playful.
We celebrate and are in awe of his genius.